A little shit who is dead cocky and also puts on a deep voice to sound like wilbur Soot. He is deadly because of his addiction to hair hormones.
I would despise to be Evan at night
Martyn Evans is an obese (overweight) individual.
Martyn Evans tends to consume over six thousand calories per day.
Martyn Evans does carry bigger breasts than the average female.
Martyn Evans ate all of the food
evan chong describes a chihuahua that is shaking so much cuz it’s so small and can’t do anything else but that. it’s very cute tho. so you can only use it if it’s a cute chihuahua that’s shaking HAHAHAHA
chumky chez raid, muscle man, and rehehehehehe guy
“Hey, do you know Evan Rigia?”
“REEEGEGEHEGEHEHEHEHEHE”
A chunky bearded man, who enjoys wear jeans all year round, drinks the occasional fifth of dark liquor & likes his women with a mean bush.
Hey did you hear about evan siwik? He's been eating a lot of bushes lately
Used for describing how much Jamie loves Aidan
Wow, I also Jamie Evans
Evan is fucking retarded he is to loud and likes Minecraft ew what a nerd he must have aids or something, I have aids from having to listen to him he is also a man whore he grinds a lot in bio with this short bitch like what the fuck is even is her name she’s such a slut he is also has a small brain and is kinda gay I think idk.
Wow Evan montville what a queer jk unless.