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when you fumble the bag in every way possible
aah i did a homer, man
A question one asks when they are need in of homework for shoemaker's class.
Yo Jer, did you do the shoe? I didn't have my book last night
A retard "Why did democrats lose so bad?"
Hym "I told you that was going to happen."
A retard "Yeah but why though?"
Hym "I mean, I told you what to do to win and you did not-that."
A retard "Nah, it's not that."
Hym "YOU wouldn't know! You thought you'd win! You didn't know you would lose but somehow you magically know why you lost? I mean, I can tell you why you lost. Dumb. Bad. Delusional. Retarded. It's a combination of all of those."
stupid shit you say after you coom
That did it
When you keep having another biscuit and accidentally finish off the packet
I got the munchies last night and did a Georgia with the chocolate digestives
when you see something that makes you want to either kill yourself or rip your eyes out of your socket
Bro what the fuck did I just see I want to rip my eyeballs out of my socket
GOoOoOoOoD DAMN! GOD DAMN! HOOOLY SHIT! He clapped him!
Hym "OOOOH SHIT! 'Especially if you're still going to miss!?' OH MAN! That was brutal! That was brutal. If you weren't clearly a plant sent to destroy me I would praise you for that! Holy shit! 'How did Genesis know that?' Oh shit the slavery thing too! Oh, God damn! Retraction: The Jews can enlsave the Jews. That's allowed but they have to let them men go. That was brutal. That whole debate must have looked like that memed scene from Dragonball Z where Goku slaps the shit out of Frieza. That was something. And what's interesting is how Dinesh kept appealing to HOW THE BIBLE IS BEING USED rather than what it actually says. That's Jordan Peterson's entire position actually: I'm using the bible for 'Good,' therefore, I am justified in using it instrumentally and reading my desires for other people's behavior into the book, post hoc. But damn! That was rough."