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When a guys balls are bigger than his penis, so he fucks chicks with his balls rather than his penis.
My boyfriend gave me a sack attack last night because I couldn't find his dick.
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The new legendary killstreak in call of duty black ops. Created by Cr1Tikal, it is the act of crawling forward on the ground with a ballistic knife switching between primary and secondary weapons making it look as if you were swimming. The attack fish is known for its longshots with the ballistic knife and capable of 360 skewers.
Dave: Dude I got this sick attack fish kill the other night.
Jeff: No way man tell me!
Dave: Alright so I was goin' fish technique and I damn near 360 some bitch. Well it was more of a 180 fish but I guess that's acceptable.
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1. When someone continuously eats and cannot stop.
2. A large group of fat people trying to eat you alive.
"Dude, why can't you stop eating?"
"Oh, SNAP! I'm having a fat attack!"
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To pelt someone with foodstuffs with the intention of bodily harm.
Archers, fire a volley! Spearmen, sweep right! Twinkie squad, SNACK ATTACK!
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When you fully attempt to fuck a massively obese woman.
Damn man your woman is thick. Yeah, tonight I'm going totally Attack on Titan on her ass!!
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Honestly if you think this show is mid. Y'all need to learn what watching a real TV show with a real plot means. Sure your regular shounen is cool and all but in the end its all the same. At least this show has a more complex plot which proves that the only people calling it "mid" are to stupid and simple minded to understand how this masterpiece and unique story is being told.
Tommy(simple minded one piece enjoyer): OMG ONE PIECE IS JUST PEAK FICTION. EVERYTHING ELSE WITH AN ACTUAL STORY IS JUST MID. MID MID MID. ATTACK ON MID. MID SLAYER. MIDUTO. CODE MIDASS. I JUST LOVE THAT THE PLOT OF MY FAVORITE SHOW IS JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER ANIME OUT THERE!
Smarter elder brother(likes regular shounens but understands that they don't have very amazing or complex stories): Sorry to inform you Tommy but your favorite show just isn't comparable to attack on titan. One piece is a billion episode show with cool fights, likeable carachters, but has a story a 2 year old could understand and is easly comparable to every other anime out there.
While attack on titan, has a more human approach to emotions. Tells a beautiful, sad and complex story. And is simply hated on for just being different and a better anime. Plus the soundtrack is godlike. There is simply no anime out there right now that can compete with it. So in the end there is not a way for it to be "mid"
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The shark attack is a sexual act in which the woman is standing naked against a wall with ass-cheeks spread. The man then puts his hands above his head as to form a shark fin...then sprints full speed toward the woman yelling "Shark Attack!" and penetrates her without mercy.
Be careful not to break your dick off...I will not be held responsible for any injuries that occur while attempting this risky maneuver.
Damn...that bitch liked it rough! I put her up against the wall and gave her the shark attack.
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