A Dad who shamelessly enjoys the kids TV show Bluey and finds the character Bandit a highly relatable role model and often seeks to emulate him.
“He’s such a great Dad”
“Yeah, he’s a Bandit.”
absolute sped, fucking retarded, and is missing his frontal cortex
omg ur such a bandit.
hey that hurt my feelings
Joe: do you know, Bandit's gay?
Alec: been knew, haha-
Joe: how?
Alec: we're dating, bbg<3
Ooooooooohhhhhhh yeah
Ilittlebabismbaismisisimbaditaimoliondedabt
Uh, I say, uh
I don't need no molly to be savage, uh
When I'm on that molly, I feel savage, uh, uh
She the definition of a bad bitch
Stole her, I'm the definition of a bandit, uh, ayy
I don't need no molly to be savage, uh, ayy
But when I'm on the molly, I feel savage
Ayy, my girl the definition of a bad bitch
Stole her heart, I'm the definition of a bandit
I'm a definition of a bandit.
One cheeki breeki lad usually found squatting with his friends in the Z.O.N.E and shooting at S.T.A.L.K.E.Rs for fun
A shit bandits blyat. Time to get cheeki breeki