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1) When having sex with a girl doggy style, the man lights a cigarette and puts it out on her back so it leaves a burn. Then right as he's about to cum, he'll jizz on the burn spot to cool down the burn.
2) When having sex missionary style the man lights a cigarette and sets her bush on fire with the cigarette, and then puts out the fire with his jizz.
In both cases after the burn/fire is put out you must say " Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires"
"Man I caught her bush on fire, and totally went Smokey The Bear on her Ass"
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-The new "scene".
Bear kids are usually very calm and relaxed.
THEY NEVER SPEAK OF THE WORD "SCENE".
They derive from a small town in Morris County, New Jersey and love to eat. They're very beautiful, genuine people and they're almost ALWAYS having the best time.
Bear kids can be spotted all over-you just have to have the right eye for them.
Bear kids:
have natural beauty
are always with friends
love to laugh
love life
always do "the pose"
refer to themselves as bear... a lot
have a unique/different style
don't put out
are camera whores
can be spiritual and mystical-but not in a weird way
Lets not leave out the bear poses:
One way to tell a bear kid from any other are thier very distinct poses. Sometimes you will see a bear kid walking around doing the "dinosaur arm". The dinosaur arm only requires one arm and is very simple to do.
The elbow should be pointing downward and the rest of the arm facing up-so its like a "V" an the hand should just be resting.
They do the dinosaur arm because if a camera comes flying by and takes a picture of them, they want to be ready to do thier pose.
Thier camera pose:
Very easy.
The rested hand goes straight up-palms facing forward right next to thier face with thier fingers extended.
-Most of the time they look at thier hand too.
1. "OH EM GE! did you see those bear kids?"
2. "*GASP*!!! holy crap a whole flock of bear kids just walked by!!!"
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First seen at the Edinburgh Festival and worn intrinsically for banter, one can become a Ninja Bear by wearing the correct eclectic attire. This encompasses a furry-eared hat and a ninja sword of any description. Further items are permitted, the usual being a pair of glasses.
The Ninja Bear is a smooth operator whose habits are far-reaching and far-fetched. These include drinking with abandon, reckless nights of debauchery and kissing fit people.
The Ninja Bear was wasted last night, it was awesome. I pulled this fit girl and was thrown out of that watering hole for laying hands on a motherfucker, who was trying to ninja the hat.
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When one person shaves all their body hair onto another. Sometimes this can be a sexual activity where one or both partners get satisfaction from the act.
Last night Mike gave me a Bear Shower.
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I large, usually homosexual male holding the ejaculant of another male inside there anal cavity for the ride home.
The Cummie Bear left his wallet on my floor.
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The sexual act of a girl sucking you off as you hang from the ceiling or beam and after you finish you proceed to drink your own piss. This can also be substituted by hanging from a tree, rope, pull up bar, etc. all by your ankles.
"I'm feeling like a Bear Grylls tonight, what about you?"
"I always enjoy a Bear Grylls while camping!"
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Someone who goes through their friends porn stash without asking like a bear going through a trash can.
"Noggles is such a porno bear I left him alone in my room for two minutes and when I came back there were magazines and dvds everywhere".
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