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The shanked out remains of the labia after hours of jammy jam
I banged her so long and hard bitch had some beef drapes
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when you playfully *slap* the back of someone's neck, usually after they make a dumb or obvious statement. saying "BEEF NECK!" is optional while administering the *slap*.
After Bobbi asked me where her keys were, I pointed out they were right in front of her on her desk, and then gave her a BEEF NECK!
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yet another synonym for the female genetalia, specifically the inner labia. Sometimes used in conjuction with "rainbow tint"--referring to the color gradation at the ends of sliced roast beef.(Abbreviation: curtain)(See baloney flap)
Seriously, she had a full-on beef curtain...with rainbow tint!
Ain't nothin' wrong with a little "curtain" every now and then.
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Kobe Bryant is named after this stuff. it's pretty good beef, and apparently they give it to cows who aren't good enough to drink Guinness
did you try that kobe beef at dinner last night? it was delicious!
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A pussy that smells so old and bad that it rots of old beef and noodle stew.
Damn dude i was in that ass for like ten minutes, until i realized her shit was beef noodled.
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A (usually) non-ingestible artefact found in lavatories. Named for its similar appearance to beef, although its odour and edible qualities are notably less pleasant. Its origin is unknown, but it is generally agreed within the scientific community that it is from a biological source.
I just made some toilet beef, dude! Wanna see?
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A tasty, more inviting term used to refer to one's penis.
'She played a cracking tune on my beef trumpet'
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