Random
Source Code
Random
This is a sexual act performed when a man masturbates on a woman's chest, but the catch is the man drools on her while he's standing over her.
The act is commonly performed among people of low intelligence who do not realize what is happening.
If the man is bald and is an alcoholic, it is then known as a Homer Simpson.
Clarence couldn't help it, nor did he realize, he had just successfully performed the Bell honeybun.
4👍 6👎
When a guy is naked and bends over (like hiking a football) and gets someone to look at him from behind.
The nuts are like the clapper in the bell and the crack well, is like the crack in the Liberty Bell.
4👍 6👎
a woman who knows how to cater to her man and let him be in control of her, while maintaining her natural charm.
I don't get no complaints out of my southern belle, fo sho.
161👍 526👎
a womans Vaginal clitoris, joy spot
he licked her tinker bell till it made her shake
17👍 43👎
the hardened crust that formulates around the head of the pork sword. usually after a night of creasing/jibbing....
"jesus love, my cock looked like it had been dragged through a deep fat frier backwards.....i've never seen such bell paste".
2👍 2👎
Mexican fast food restaurant that makes you shit your drawers because it's Mexican.
Billy: Hey dad! Can we go to Taco Bell!?
Dad: No son. Because I am not going to clean your shit up again.
2👍 2👎
United States' shot at a mexican restaurant.
Total failure because If you get diarrhea with that in two hours, in Mexico you'll get it double in 10 minutes.
You naive people.
Gringo: "I want Mexican food, lets go to Taco Bell"
Latino: "FUCK THAT! Let's go to Mexico cabron"
2👍 2👎