When a man inserts his thumb and middle finger into the vagina and anus of a woman and attempts to click his fingers. Used to determine the overall condition of a potential sexual partner’s pelvic floor.
I wasn’t sure, she was a bit old looking. But a quick biffins bridge rot test proved she was in good enough nick.
On Oct 20, you can turn tall people (5'4 bananas up) into bridges and step on them without any restriction.
PREPARE TO BE STEPPED ON TALL BOI CUZ IT'S NATIONAL TURN TALL PEOPLE INTO BRIDGES DAY
Similar to the sex position "The Eiffel Tower", the Tacoma Narrows Bridge is performed by having a girl on hands and knees, where sweet fellacio is happening at one end with one happy male, while the dirty plowing is occurring with man #2 in the back. However, a real Tacoma Narrows Bridge occurs when one man blows massive load early, and his body succumbs to the moment and he collapses, preferably into a river.
Hot dog! Dale and Troy hit me hard last night with a Tacoma Narrows Bridge. Troy lost control and yeeted himself into the river. We had to call the Coast Guard!
Steve is a normal guy preferably old, steve often talks on the phone and sits at his desk, does taxes. Steve poops his pants and gets aaaaalll the ladies. Steve has a awesome grandaughter who is famous on instagram.
"woah that guy is toedungue poppin, he must be a steve" "hey did u hear steve got with terri? Ughh steves" steve bridges
ITS ALREADY A SENTENCE Gonna Malphite ult off the bridge
The skin in between a vagina/penis and the person’s anus
I like to rub my dick on her Fleshy Fun Bridge!
this is what people called qtmax say when they can’t get anyone to meet up with them so they will constantly spam their snapchat with the same phrase.
“anyone meet at vickey bridge?? idcw girls get close!”
“guys i’m bored meet at vickey bridge?”
“girls meet at vickey bridge or call”
“i don’t care where now or who just meet”
these are all phrases used by max