Phone eats first

A term ideated in 2014 by Sage from Portland, Oregon after her then boyfriend selfishly took a bite of the drool-worthy steak and eggs from Tasty and Alder before she was able to take a photo. In the middle of the restaurant she stood up and proclaimed, “Phone eats first!” The Portland foodies that sat around her all looked up and then slowly began to clap in approval. This term has since caught on and is often used by foodies and bloggers around the world when capturing photos prior to enjoying their food.

Please don’t take a bite of that food until after I take a photo. Phone eats first!

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love at first sight

1. Occurs in Wegman's parking lots at ungodly hours of the night, many present, but after eyes meet, there is a feeling of warmth and satisfaction inside...that will always be there.

"DUDE, Lindsay and Dave are over?"
"Yeah man"
"But those two were like in love at first sight."
"Those feelings are still there, it just can't work out right now"

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from first to last

a shitty emo band, needs to suffer a horrible death. i want to stab them myself.

look at those queers on stage, they must be from first to last, i will not ride your goddamned wings of pestillance.

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first kiss

a magical thing

it happens when your like 9-12 any later then your an ugly loser

i had my first kiss it was amazing

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The first world war

By name, World war I, by historical fact, the seven years' war, which saw the formation of the British Empire and of the current United states eastern border. it was a mere two decades after this that the 13 colonies separated from Britain, the first lands not lost to another europower.

The seven years' war in the mid 18th century or the one at the beggining of the twentieth?

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first thursday of november

the best day to party, a great time to get drunk and smoke weed, its especially big in high school

Hey, I got a keg for the first thursday of november

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Friend at First Sight

friend at first sight is where you meet someone for the first time, know they will be good friends for life........cos they are too butt ugly to want to ever be friends with benefits with!!!

OH goodness when I met Mary and know I just wanted to be a friend at first sight!!!!!!!! Now just thinking of her face can someone please pass me a sick bucket? Its like picturing the ass of a monkey which has never been cleaned of poop!

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