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butt cushion

An donut-shaped apparatus used to sit on after someone has injured their tailbone, usually of the inflatable variety.

Josh has to sit on a butt cushion because Brigg kneed him in the tailbone.

by bruised spine October 4, 2003


butt plundering

To privateer upon/inside one's asshole.

Butt plundering, America's pastime, is an excellent example of the sort of thing that should not be performed without protection.

by ass pirating December 13, 2013


butt toke

A Ciggarette laced with cocaine. Normally the end of a smoke is dipped in the remains of the nights product.

who wanna play Russian Roulette for the butt tokes?

by skr0oface April 5, 2005


butt-woofer

subwoofer located underneath the butt

see also booty-buzzer for feminine version

I was looking at an ad in the newspaper for one of those game rockers with the speakers in the headrest & all - then I noticed it said 'built-in subwoofer' and I thought "Now just where exactly would they put that particular item?" and might there be another word for it that would leave no doubt as to the nature of this feature. 'Built-in subwoofer' my ..., it's a

*BUTT-WOOFER*

by 1OO1 December 8, 2006


Rag Butt

The act of wiping your butt and leaving toilet paper behind due to lack of quality paper

Ohhhh man, i just took a huge dump! but your crappy toilet paper left me with Rag butt.

by C.bock April 14, 2010


Butt pleased

Being contented with a situation or product, the opposite of butt hurt

The food and service were excellent, I am very butt pleased!

by CaptainJeanLucPicard May 4, 2019


stutter butts

A case of diarrhea, usually following a night of drinking or Mexican food, in which the feces comes out in fast spurts, almost like when someone who stutters speaks and struggles to get words out smoothly.

I ate some Chipotle and had a couple of IPAs last night and woke up with the worst case of the stutter butts.

by stutterbutts1 August 29, 2018