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A certain sex involving the insertion of beaver pelts, "flapjacks", maple syrup, and one french-canadian into the vagina or anus
"I heard you and Deborah broke up. What happened?"
"Apparently she wasn't cool with Canada's History."
"Fuck that bitch."
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Performing the sexual act doggie style so that both participants can also watch the hockey game.
I gave her Canada's History for two hours last night.
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A rare, depraved sex act involving moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Things were going okay, but when she told me she wanted to try Canada's History I figured she was too wild for me.
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A sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
The hardest part of Canada's History is putting it all in.
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A depraved sexual position involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup
Canada's History I gave her the old Canada's History 3 times last night.
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A perverse act of beastiality involving consuming the ejaculate of a moose from the Stanley Cup after you have brought the creature to climax my anally penetrating it with a hockey stick.
You got something on your lip there, eh?
Ya it's a lil bit leftover Canada's History
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An act that is so vulgar, it cannot be explained. It involves a pair of moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
My girlfriend and I are going to try Canada's History in bed tonight.
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