Captain Hook

First start with her dog-style with you behind. Next you need to extend your index, ring and pinkie. The third step you need to line up and ram the index finger in the butt and the two other fingers in the vag. Make sure you have the index finger on your free hand curled to resemble a fish hook. When you ram it in, you'll 'shock' her and make her look back. This is when you want to use that 'fish hook.' Slide that finger in her mouth and pull back like you got a Marlin.

When I was attacking Catory from behind she yelled harder...so I pulled out and gave Tinker Bell the old Captain Hook!

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Captain Tom

When you can’t quite push out the Alabama hot pocket to your girl like an old man who fits knighted for walking

I tired to Alabama the Mrs last night but captain Tom got in the mix

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Captain Price

One of the 7 world wonders.

"Yo ma boi who Captain Price Again?"

*shows picture of Cap next to the piramid of Gizeh*

"Aaah"

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captain jelk

The act of tightly squeezing ones semi flaccid anaconda by the base, whilst squeezing the blood to the head of the cockaroo. While performing this act, the performer must have one foot planted firmly on the floor, while the other raised atop a whiskey barrel, with the knew at a ninety degree angle, positioning the knee cap at approximate taint level.

I'm sorry I was late, I was very busy doing a captain jelk

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a captain plan

A plan in which you are going to ride a sinking ship right down until it sinks.

Aw man, our company had a third round of layoffs! I wasn't laid off and I'm not even looking for another job. I have a captain plan. I'm riding this sinking ship until the very end.

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Captain Awesome

Captain awesome is everything that is MAN at it's finest. while he is always awesome he goes the the casual name of Kevin in an effort to control the pure awesomeness.

Captain Awesome is fucking AWESOME.
you got killed by captain awesome. haha

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Captain Jaxy

When a person is having missionary sex, the top person seriously, intensely, tells their partner to: “Look at me” (while gently caressing the bottoms face) the top person then takes on the the pirates accent from the movie “Captain Phillips” and says: “I’m the captain now“

Dude your not believe this, he totally pulled a Captain Jaxy on me last night!

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