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Carter's Cave

A place that tends to boggle the mind and leaves people scarred upon seeing it.

He was fine at first, but after seeing Carter's Cave he was never the same.

by Salanzarx November 19, 2018


Uncle Cave

The nickname given to many of the uncles who have gone rogue and decided to sleep in caves. They traded their beds for sleeping in 4 feet of water and green bugs. Just a miracle, they used to be proctologists.

uncle cave used to choke and sputter on the pond water that sloshed into his mouth nocturnally. then he figured to tape his mouth shut, so that when he sleeps in 4ft of water and green bugs nothing violates his mouth. uncle cave's body is a temple

my only worry about uncle cave is that he's blind. my poor blind uncle could wander into a public restroom & sleep, hands and legs in the toilet, because he confused the smell with his bed of water and green bugs

my uncle cave almost died last weekend. He lives in a cave and there was a record amount of water from the sky (rain). He normally sleeps in a bed of 4 ft of water & green bugs but it was 9 feet of water by morning

hello I am uncle cave is it's okay to bring a tinder date back to my cave? my bed is 4 feet of water & green bugs

I guess of all my uncles uncle cave likes caves the best. he sleeps in one standing up, in 4 foot of water & green bugs. I love uncle cave and he gets hoes

many have tried to ding dong ditch uncle cave and all have failed. it is because he has no doorbell. and no door. He Lives in a Cave (always worried about it)

if uncle cave was a prostitute, he told me he would be as cheap as possible. he just wants to make people happy. also she would smell like shit no demand

by pink and orange girl August 13, 2022


Cave spirits

The cum left in your ass

I can see the cave spirits dripping out of your ass

by BekalaKisses August 9, 2020


haunted cave

The female sex organ that hasn't been occupied in quiet some time.

Yikes, did I just see a bat fly out of your haunted cave?

by SharkoftheredseaTTV May 22, 2022


Slugs in the cave

When some one needs to go to the toilet for a number two.

"I have slugs in the cave" "I need to go to the toilet. I Have slugs in the cave"

by DJ JA May 23, 2017


cave guy

confused unga bunga

Cave guy#1: Yayy wheel!
Lion: Eats him

by Chubbycheeksdude June 10, 2021


le cave

1) A warm place in the winter and a cool place in the summer. A pleasant place to visit every now and then if not for the odd smell

2) French for butthole.

Lance hung out at le cave last night. Now he needs a shower.

by nulerasi1 December 5, 2010