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Oaks christian

The best high school football team in So Cal. A team that is far better then the Warriors across the street (Westlake). When ever they meet everyone in town come to see Oaks win the championship over Westlake and hear Westlake complain about it for another year

hey did you see Oaks Christian take home their 7th Championship by beating Westlake 29-28 last night

by Westlake Hater July 5, 2011

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christian martyr

1. A person who believes in Jesus Christ and refuses to give up their beliefes and dies for them.
2. A person who dies as a missionary or other sevice to Jesus.

St. Stephen was stoned to death
Felix Mantz was drowned
Many people was burned at the stake
But most importantly, Jesus Christ died on the cross for everyone's sins, yours, mine, and everyone elses. you can red his story in the book of Matthew, Mark, Luke, or John. Jesus is the ultimate christian martyr, and the reason everyone else chooses to become one.

by blueflower999 October 31, 2010

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christian joy

friend and exclusive designer of Karen O of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. she now has clothes available in new york boutiques and has a website (christianjoy.us)

designs vary from torn prom dresses to space suits to skeleton costumes with attatched intestines.


Christian joy's designs are stellar

by terryterryterry July 29, 2006

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Angry Christian

One who is sick of denominations of Christianity preaching doctrines that are against the Bible they claim to preach. They are also the ones to practice and follow scriptures such as Ephesians 4:26 that says "In your anger, do not sin". Or, depending on the version of the Bible you are reading, it says "Be angry; sin not!"

Mormon - Can I read to you from the Book of Mormon, another testament of Jesus Christ?

Angry Christian - No you may not read to me from that book. Paul said in the Bible that any man or angel that preaches a Gospel other than the one that has been given you shall be Cursed!

by Logan Hawk March 22, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Christian Slater

A slang term used to describe being high from smoking marijuana or marijuana itself. This can also be shortened to CS.

I smoked some really good (CS) Christian Slater last night.
I got so high I started sounding like (CS) Christian Slater.
Let's get together tonight and smoke some (CS) Christian Slater

by Kittenkitty April 20, 2011

13๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kosher Christian

A comical, slightly disparaging term for a Messianic Jew (aka a Jew for Jesus). That is, a Jewish person who believes Jesus Christ is the Messiah.

The date ended when she told me she was Jewish, but had accepted Jesus into her life, and I said, "Oh, you're a Kosher Christian?"

by MazurkaMatt May 12, 2006

41๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Christian Fun

The most boring things on earth to do. All those things that one would not normally consider fun, but to Christian's they are fun.

Issac: "Do you want to go knit and read passages out of the Bible?"

Ben: "Fuck no, I'd rather felch a dirty asshole then have some of that Christian Fun"

by Itchy Gooch Man May 11, 2008

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