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When your girls goes to church camp for a week a returns saying she loves jesus more than you!
Craig just got church camped And is now Crying.
Founded by the first king of dicks and his council of cocks. Worshipping the dick kings dick. It is all powerful and grants the gift of life. It is a sin to cum in a place other then the woman's vagina because it's considered a wasted life. Our greatest holiday is in the month of December. It is called dickcember. For 31 days a group of 12 or more people, 6 males and 6 females, are locked in a room where they then have a battle royal with their genitals. The last one standing is crowned king of dicks until the next dickcember.
Worshipping takes place on the equinoxes. To hail the sun and the moon as they cum together
The church of Brett of a cult where a bunch of year 12 students come together to play the hated game, golf with Brett Hudson
Quick we have a meeting with the Church of Brett at 2.15 pm Friday
When you have a public execution of 12 or more people
That was some middle east church service, there we over 17 people attending
Southernism
1. Referred to as being nervous or scared, similar to if a Whore were to attend a church service
worse than a normal whore in church
"Shit, I'm nervous as a goddamn french whore in church!"
A tranny blonde whore with a saggy ass that fucks the Pope.
Guy: Look at that blonde! She must be a church whore.