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A question that is utterly ridiculous or completely irrelevant to the current situation.
Reporter: What is your favorite beer?
Bryce Harper: I'm not answering that.
Reporter: Why not?
Bryce Harper: That's a clown question bro.
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one who is exploited participating in silly acts or follies and it called out on it. A general term to light heartedly dis someone.
"You thought that you were cool, you lesbian clown!"
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A person who fails colossally or is incompetent on a galactic scale , while at the same time not noticing, or, worse, thinks they're doing well.
- Sarah Palin's unending stream of media gaffs during the 2008 election campaign: Palin is such a fail clown - can you believe the answers she gave Katie Couric?
- Kim Jong-Il and the way he is always posturing about how everyone want to attack pitiful North Korea while he starves his own people: Kim Jong-Il, ever the fail clown, starves his people while issuing bizarre threats to the the rest of the world.
- Senator Larry Craig (need I say more about this?).
Fail clown Senator Larry Craig, after getting caught soliciting sex in a men's public restroom, refuses to resign after all.
- Rob Blagojevich, former governor of Illinois (ditto).
Governor Rob Blagojevich, First Fail Clown of Illinios, mounted an stunningly absurd an ineffective public defense of himself while the official impeachment proceedings were underway.
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An act of sexual intercourse involving 2 or more furries of the same sex who, during the act, grab each other's nose, and start honking loudly until it becomes red.
I heard Matthew was involved in a Clown yiff last night. He broke his nose though.
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When you fuck a girl from behind and you quickly slip on a scary clown mask.
So when she turns around ur wearing a clown mask and you do a spooky scary clown laugh.
Then she starts screaming and you get accused of rape.
"What were you doing last night??"
"I saw this bitch and I scary clowned her bitch ass."
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The blood around your mouth after eating period pussy.
My roommates girl was on her period, and then he walked into the room with clown makeup.
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A sexual act revealed to me by Tré Cool of Green Day. As a girl wearing heavy makeup (most importantly mascara), finishes giving you head, you blow your load in her eye and then rub it in with your dick. This causes her to cry and the effect of dripping mascara leads her to look like a Crying Clown.
Me: Remember that bitch from the golf course, Tré?
Tré: Yeah I gave that bitch the crying clown.
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