dean college

Don't go there, there are no parties, just a few people in one room drinking, anything bigger would be busted up in five minutes, its a junior college and there are very few people who are 21 on campus, and willing to buy you alcohol. You need to sign an attendance contract, skip more than two classes a semester and you are automatically withdrawn from the class, then told to live off campus. Easy moneymaker way for them to get you to withdraw altogether and keep your $38K tuition

Friend A: Where do you go to school

Friend B: Dean College

Friend A: Too Bad

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Retard College

Community College. small institutions for less fortunate students to earn s degree.

my friend is attending Retard College up in Houston to get his associates.

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Marist College

A school that supposedly has high academic standards but whose average student can watch 12 straight hours of "Punk'd" on MTV, and often will. A Marist student can be identified by a glowing orange tan (in January), thickly gelled hair, Abercrombie t-shirt that says "I paid 30 dollars for this shirt" on it, and "P-I-M-P" by 50 cent as their cellphone ringtone.

Did Nick Lachey go to Marist?

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Rosmini college

Rosmini college is a shit school with no hoes or thots. Rosmini students are really horny and are by a school called Carmel college which Are all flat ass/flat ass titties bitches

Do you go to rosmini college?

Yeah but I wish there were some big tittie bitches near us

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Whittier College

Best school in SoCal

Poetballer is a bitch cause he had no fun at Whittier College!

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Chesterfield College

Were 14 year olds go when they get kicked out of school. You can easily tell who they are because the are commonly sean smoking around the bike sheds when they dont even look old enough to go catch a but with out a parent, let alone buy fags.

Scot from Duckmanton

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Rhodes College

A prominent clown college located in Memphis, Tennessee where students learn to juggle. Known for strong programs in balloon-tying and nose-squeaking.

Clown 1: Watch me juggle these pies!
Clown 2: Wow! You're really good at that! Did you go to Rhodes College?
Clown 1: Yes I did.

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