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the cunts who sit on a couch at a party jealously talking about the pretty girls who are actually having fun.
"i wish i didn't have to walk past those couch cunts to get a drink."
"Couch Cock" is slang for lazy dick during intercourse.
"yo,I was too high to fuck Judy,but i gave her some Couch Cock."
I went down on my girlfriend, and I almost barfed because she had curdled couche.
A pre-owned couch, usually found next to a free sign on the road. Seconds as a drunken urinal.
Bro.. That chick has been in the bathroom for like an hour now.
I just used the garage couch.
lazy person
Loves to be unproductive
My daughter is a couch bummer on rainy days
A couch in which the losers at -insert video game you're playing here- are forced to sit while they wait to rejoin the next round of said game.
Lizzy, You are playing like you should be sitting on the loser couch with Blake!
When a grown person don't have their own home and goes from place to place sleeping on other people couches.
Where does Larena live?
Girl, who knows! She out here playing couch Scotch.