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When you have a Mexican friend who denies his heritage.
Ur a David Philbin because ur a dirty Mexican
The fittest man alive omg this man is literally so hot Jesus christ like I didn't think anyone could be THIS fit he is so amazing and attractive and cool and I love him so much everyone should find him attractive actually no only I can bit like everyone can appreciate his attractiveness but leave him for ME
(he's also an actor)
Person 1- omg look it's David harbour
Person 2- wow he is so fit and attractive!!
Person 1- ikr!
The coolest teacher ever and very athletic. He knows when to shut up but also when to be funny. David also thinks that Joanna is the best student ever!
David Goyette brings food on the last day of school!
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David Dennett is one of the coolest and most guapo Spanish teachers ever. He is 6'8 and very good at taekwondo. He is very kind but will be direct when needed. He is married so don't even think about it. trust me I've already tried. He teaches me lot of Spanish and he also is teaching me how to become a better student and a better man. I owe my life to David. H is a god among humans and nothing stands in his way of ruling the world. You must worship him by the year 2043 or else you will be cast from this earth into the gates of hell itself. Fear for your life, for there is no mercy in a world ruled by David.
*2043*
David: "I am David Dennett and you WILL worship me !!"
Foolish human: "No way!"
*David dropkicks him to hell*
David: "Think twice about that one."
Wise human: "I will worship you and give you my life!"
*wise human leans over to friend*
Wise human: "I sure wouldn't want to mess with David Dennett."
A literal person who loves sarcasm and is a literal radish god
David Tian, your almighty radish god
David Bragd also known as David Brugd likes "mjukisbyxor". He is also called Ashnee by a autistic creature called Bavid Belsin
Normie: "Whomst is David Bragd?"
Bavid Belsin: "Brugden gillar mjukisbyxor"
A mercurial figure that has been seen singing and driving K.I.T.T. He is reputed to have supernatural powers and to have sold his soul to the devil. Future German Chancellor.
Ich ging zur Bierhalle und ich sah, daß David Hasselhoff Tragen auf der Hauptstraße lederhosen, also ich nach Hause ging und berührte mich. Deutschliebe David Hasselhoff.
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