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The worst thing that could ever be searched up through Google Images. Trust me, you'll need bleach for your eyes and a fast "delete search history" to clear any thoughts of this after seeing it.
Dickhead: hey mayne search up dead poro lololol xDDDDDDDD
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When a dumbass is trying to get attention/views on what they have posted something and it's not that funny
OMG im dead
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The act of pressing one's penis against a window. The slightly flattened penis gives those on the other side of the window a visual of a "dead rat". This act is particularly entertaining while walking by a bar with floor to ceiling windows on a busy weekend evening.
Man was he hammered! I can't believe he dropped a dead rat on that bar!
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when someone sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
darth vader forgot to turn off his cell phone in the theater. now they call him the dead ringer
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United Stated currency used in our consumer based society to acquire goods, property or services from individual with special or technical skills.
You can also use the specific name the dead president printed on the currency that you need for that particular "product".
"Yo, hommie I'm stacking those dead presidents selling all those bags of marbles."
"I'm gonna be needin' cutty to come with (5 Benjamins) or (heavy dead presidents) for this right here."
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Dead Birds
1.) Noun: A central Valley mock "hardcore gang" with no purpose, since thier belief systems follows something similar to; "No tolerance for no tolerance." No rival gang (yet), basically a bunch of retards who started it in highschool, and don't realize the whole idiocy of it all.
They have a myspace. They have a freeweb. They are utterly pathetic.
Each member is named after an actual bird, and they may do KeWl little things to it, such as "hawx" *Gag*
Shags; "Yo, Hawx what up?"
Hawx; "Not much, just making a list of friends."
Shags. "COOOL! How many?"
Hawx. "Give me a minute, I can't think of any."
Shags. "Um. Well. You have the Dead Birds."
Hawx. *silence* "Ohhh yeahhh!"
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When you're attempting to fuck a male who expects you to initiate every time. A male Chris who just lays on his back and expects to get a nut that he hasn't earned. A male who wants head but is to lazy to get off his ass and give his girl head. A dead fuck lays there and expects the girl to get on top. A dead fuck doesn't do shit. Expects the girl to do all the work but gives no pleasure in return.
Chris is a dead fuck, he just lays there.
No one wants to be with that dead fuck Chris, he's so lazy in bed.
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