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dead poro

The worst thing that could ever be searched up through Google Images. Trust me, you'll need bleach for your eyes and a fast "delete search history" to clear any thoughts of this after seeing it.

Dickhead: hey mayne search up dead poro lololol xDDDDDDDD

by MisterLolcakes August 23, 2014


im dead

When a dumbass is trying to get attention/views on what they have posted something and it's not that funny

OMG im dead

by THE_MEME_GOD February 28, 2018


dead rat

The act of pressing one's penis against a window. The slightly flattened penis gives those on the other side of the window a visual of a "dead rat". This act is particularly entertaining while walking by a bar with floor to ceiling windows on a busy weekend evening.

Man was he hammered! I can't believe he dropped a dead rat on that bar!

by The Donkey Puncher November 07, 2006


dead ringer

when someone sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

darth vader forgot to turn off his cell phone in the theater. now they call him the dead ringer

by anon84392021 August 31, 2009


Dead Presidents

United Stated currency used in our consumer based society to acquire goods, property or services from individual with special or technical skills.

You can also use the specific name the dead president printed on the currency that you need for that particular "product".

"Yo, hommie I'm stacking those dead presidents selling all those bags of marbles."

"I'm gonna be needin' cutty to come with (5 Benjamins) or (heavy dead presidents) for this right here."

by B-Slim...A.K.A. Matchstickman March 09, 2012


Dead Birds

Dead Birds
1.) Noun: A central Valley mock "hardcore gang" with no purpose, since thier belief systems follows something similar to; "No tolerance for no tolerance." No rival gang (yet), basically a bunch of retards who started it in highschool, and don't realize the whole idiocy of it all.
They have a myspace. They have a freeweb. They are utterly pathetic.
Each member is named after an actual bird, and they may do KeWl little things to it, such as "hawx" *Gag*

Shags; "Yo, Hawx what up?"
Hawx; "Not much, just making a list of friends."
Shags. "COOOL! How many?"
Hawx. "Give me a minute, I can't think of any."
Shags. "Um. Well. You have the Dead Birds."
Hawx. *silence* "Ohhh yeahhh!"

by Johnny Phs. October 04, 2006


Dead By Daylight

A dumpster-fire of a video game that has one "Killer" chase four "Survivors" around a map. The game has no real combat system, small maps and uninspired, under-powered "Killers", that are hardly capable of killing anything.

"Survivors" take up a substantial portion of the player-base, as most "Killers" are either brand new to the game, or die-hard veterans looking for something to prove to themselves.

Despite having no voice chat built into the game, "Survivors" often use voice-chat throughtheir console or PC, disrupting what little integrity the game has.

"Killers" with abilities that can eliminate "Survivors" easier are locked behind paid DLC, that costs at least $5 USD per character.

"Dead by Daylight? Oh, you mean that game where you run in circles and drop pallets, instead of being able to actually fight the Killer?"

"I was tired of not getting any kills in Dead by Daylight, so I bought Leatherface --- now I kill all the Survivors, no problem.

"Yeah, I remember Dead by Daylight... Killers have no chance against a SwF group --- the game is poorly designed, plain and simple."

by TheresAHotlineForYouToCall February 22, 2022