A feminine child, not quite a teen annoying their father on a beach trip.
Child: it’s too hot on the beach.
Dad: go take a dip in the sea ya Dildo Baby
A dildo face cock sucker is someone who has a penis shaped face and sucks cock.
Person 1: ur ugly
Person 2: well ur a dildo face cock sucker
a name you call someone when they are acting dumb or stupid and making you mad
Hey you! You’re such a dildo brain
Affiliated rockledge high School students who did whatever they wanted with no fucks given, it was also used to fuck with dbs (dirty boy swag) who were actual dildos
Random person: why is there a dick sharpied on the entire bathroom wall that's like 8 feet long?
Me: fuck must be them dildo boys fucking around... Again.
Our sweet bierbuik lord and saviour, loves drinking all the time and roeping KUT(retired trash brid btw, we ns @ easts)
sincerely, paggaslager21
a dildo so powerful it creates a sonic boom in side of the woman/males body
"I got sonic dildoed so hard last night!"
When you are having the average ol' day, and then the dildos strike in several questionable areas. Is known to trigger PTSD for the few who have experienced it. It is no joking matter.
Grandson: Hey pops, I hope you get better soon, after that incident you haven't been the same... Hey, can ya tell me about Dildo Disaster Tuesday? You mentioned it at some point and never told me anything about it.
Grandfather: No son, its Dildo DisASSter Tuesday. It was one of the worst days of my life, they came out of nowhere, they surrounded the house, and there were hundreds of them! I was just trying to sleep in the ol' bed and I was woken up by screaming, and out the window I saw it, people running away from flying dildos that had became sentient, and a giant one even walked! The giant one ran towards the door and broke it down, I even got out my shotgun, but it was too late, it got in, it smacked me and my wife, and soon enough son... we were fucked, and it was painful as Hell.
Nurse: He's acting crazy again! We need to sedate him!