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Another word for penis
I asked her if she wanted to check my skin dildo for chlamydia.
I can let you borrow my skin dildo tonight if you want.
When you're a majestic faggot who drinks Svedka, smoke twistes, and pass out on the floor. You are also the king of the faggots.
His name is Pippi Dildo and he's is king of the faggots
A dildo with nothing but balls
I bought a dickless dildo by an accident, now i really have no dick
The specific circumstance in which a pigeon gets hit by a flying object often identified to be a dildo (size may vary between 2 and 15 inches, the bigger it is the more likely it is to have joined its fellow dildopigeons in heaven)
Person 1: did you see, that pigeon got hit by a dildo. Its a dildo pigeon now
Person 2: yea just like your mom last night
Well a danger dildo is a very simple name, its a dangerous dildo, if the name doesn't already give it away.
Hey look! I have a glass dildo that I'm gonna use on my girl tonight!
THATS A DANGER DILDO DONT USE IT ITS GONNA SHATTER IN HER VAJAYJAY.
When someone who is bald passes by and you or a friend sticks a dildo on his head. The bald person then just got dildoed
My bald teacher is gettin' dildoed
1.What you call a person that has a rectum or vagina that has been loosened by frequent dildoing or through sexual intercourse.
2. A flimsy dildo case is someone who can use there colon or vagina cavity as a dildo case.
1. Hey look at that homosexual guy over there, he is a flimsy dildo case.
2. That prostitute is a flimsy dildo case.