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It is a condition where a small or short man will be generally more agressive towards tall or larger men.
The person with Little Man's Disease is trying to make himself seem stronger or better than the bigger person and is generally hostile or moody towards them.
'That geezer over there must have little man's disease. Look at him trying to start a fight with them to massive guys'.
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A hoe who is upset when someone dates their ex and situations where one usually gets mad but mad hoes over react
Just because Allison dated your ex don't try to fight her. You must have mad hoe disease or something
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Little Man’s Disease: A disease of short males marked by aggressive antisocial behavior and constant overcompensation resulting in pompous mannerisms such as spitting, twitching, swearing, speaking loudly and tough talk.
The disease only affects teenagers or men who are less than 5’ 6” tall. The severity of this disease is inversely proportional to the height of the sufferer. Other characteristics of this scourge are a very short penis, acne, low I.Q and bad etiquette. The poor bastards usually drive jacked up pick-up trucks lacking mufflers. Often these males are homophobic to the point of insanity because of latent sexual orientation issues.
You must have Little Man’s Disease.
He is such a worthless asshole he must have Little Man's Disease.
Little Man's Disease is an untreatable epidemic in this country.
Some of my best friends have Little Man’s Disease.
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TTD. Developed when radiation from massive amounts of texting causes the testicles to become cancerous or the sperm to mutate. The increase of TTDs is directly related to the proximity of the cell phone to the genitals.
In order to prevent textually transmitted disease, I never keep my cell phone in my pants pockets or between my legs when sitting.
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Whenever you wake up after a long night of drinking and start puking everywhere. Its not puking when you're drunk, but once you wake up and the night just got the best of you.
Guy 1: Where's grant? He was pretty trashed last night.
Guy 2: He's back at Mcdonalds puking all over the bathroom. He's got the yellow straw disease pretty bad.
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A slang word used in the UK, mainly to define the random'ness and craziness of another human being or group of friends.
Ryan has a serious case of Ellington Crackpot Disease!
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Originally a song title by the punk band NoFX, Bleeding Heart Disease pokes fun at people who are "Bleeding Hearts" and "Heart Disease" (a real disease). Someone who has Bleeding Heart Disease often suffers from chronic and naive sympathy for anyone and everything, especially around politically sensitive issues. The sympathetic emotions are often unjustified and directed to people or causes that do not in fact deserve sympathy.
It's important to note that to be diagnosed with Bleeding Heart Disease, a person must chronically feel unjustifiably sorry for people on unrelated topics. It's also important that the topic of sympathy be unjustified or highly debatable.
Bleeding Heart Disease is becoming especially common in the Western World.
Statement: "That's so sad that guy died when he got his Darwin award."
Reply: "I think you have Bleeding Heart Disease."
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