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Someone who looks like you and is you
But they say and do things when you are drunk
And you can’t remember
Last night you where acting crazy dancing all over that bar. What? I don’t remember that must have been my dopple drunk
Soneone who thinks they are brilliant, well spoken and smooth when drunk, who in fact is not. Even when faced with cold hard facts and evidence of their shitty drunkenness whether it be pictures, witnesses, or broken things, will make excuses and justify their shitty drunken behavior, and continue to be shitty drunks.
Dooshbag, shit, faced, nightmare, my, bf, unfortunately
He was such a shitty drunk, he vowed he would never leave me and then tried to wrestle me, got me in a headlock and then stumbled to the bathroom to vomit.
Dad: What's a magician's best friend?
Young Barney: A drunk audience!
When you get too high you can't swallow a hit from a blunt.
Becky got so blunt drunk while hotboxing in the car with Madeleine.
When one has the symptoms of being drunk and stupid, but has not consumed any alcohol to start with
"Yo you see todd last night?"
" Yea man, dude took a sip of apple juice and just went completely air drunk!"
When you are "drunk" but haven't touched alcohol
Damn I'm gonna be so air drunk in that party
When you're "drunk" but haven't touched alcohol
Damn we're gonna get so air drunk today 😍😍😍