E-Nerd

A person who is on the internet often, is defined as an E-Nerd.

Is also defined by being addicted to Tumblr.

Josh: Where is Allison?
Mike: She's at home, browsing the internet.

Josh: What an E-Nerd.

E-Rekt

When someone fucking bullies you online.

Wife: Do you want to have sex?
Husband: Sorry, but I was E-Rekt.

e-booty

Treasured data pirates download, usually shared between other pirates. Refers to a collection rather than individual files.

Yaargh, be bring'n ye harddisk 'roun and get ye sum e-booty

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e-errand

Running errands online, such as shopping or paying bills.

"I'm heading to the coffee shop for an hour to get online and run some e-errands."

e-Cuddled

When you cuddle someone through the internet.

Jack: I just wanna be e-Cuddled.
Emily: Sure!

E-Learning

The system where teachers double the amount of work, and cut in half the amount of effort

Jack: Fuckin’ hate e-learning.

Jill: Honestly, these teachers doubled the amount of homework, and they don’t work hard at all

E-Bitching

Bitching and complaining about shit to your friends and neighbours via your blackberry, palm, sms, or text message device.

<Stu, I don't mean to keep e-bitching, but what's with the f'n snow out there? WTF? L8R>