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Chinese net-slang.
The act of consuming a dramatic story typically involving celebrities as it develops WITHOUT GETTING INVOLVED IN THE CONVERSATION, usually via social media posts. These stories are juicy, sweet, and lacking substance, much like a watermelon.
Synonym: buying soya sauce - to indicate one is not involved in the drama currently unfolding.
eg. The crowds of watermelon eaters eagerly wait for more details to be dug up as the story develops.
A: Did you see that post too lol, man I really wanna say something.
B: Don't engage if you don't wanna get trolled, just eat your watermelon and enjoy.
So many stories this year had us eating watermelon non-stop!
Chinese netspeak.
Indicates that someone is observing but not getting involved.
Originates from an interview in China where reporters asked a man if he saw the incident and he responded 'I have no idea. I'm just eating watermelon'.
I don't know what the couple is fighting about next door. I'm just eating my watermelon.
A: Did you hear about what's going in (place?)
B: I heard but I've been eating watermelon all day!
the family friendly version of eat my dick
Sally: i hate dogs
Tom: eat a toad
Sally: eww wtf tom im not into ur fetishes
Tom: what no
To tell someone to F- off, go away, go screw yourself.
Ruoer Murdock told Tucker Carlson to eat bugs on Monday when he was suddenly fired from Fox News.
When someone is really tripping about something or said something really stupid.
Michael: Did you hear what Kevin said last night?
Kobe: Man, Kevin is always eating coal.
A way to describe someone who has been working out and lifting weights. This implies that they eat a lot of protein, such as beef.
"Damn bro you're getting buff. You've been eating beef."