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Engineer's Mullet

Physics, Chemistry, Other shit Monti complains about in the front, party in the back

Hook - "Hey man, nice mullet bro"

Montana - "Fucking business idiot I'm an engineer, if I was in business I wouldn't be an engineer fuck. I have an engineer's mullet"

Hook - "Shit sorry forgot how sick you were pce"

by JMONEY^&e April 4, 2014


three piston engine

A group sex act in which three people who possess phalluses simultaneously penetrate the orifices of one other person.

Three members of the college football team showed the Captain of the cheer leading squad how a three piston engine worked.

by PsickoAlpha March 4, 2014


engine addict

One who is addicted to engines has a constant almost never ending need to build and spend money on the motor vehicles one owns. For example; cars, trucks, atvs, snowmobiles, motorcycles, scooters and etcetera. This person may have list written down or in their phone of all the parts they want with prices. These lists will be long and contain almost every aftermarket part available or just everything that makes a big difference in power, handling, reliability and of course looks. They may also have lists like this for vehicles they dont even have yet. These addicts are always looking for more vehicles to dump more money into them so they will have a close eye on the online classified sites for those projects and cheaper parts. If one finds the exact part that they already decided they wanted at what they think is a good deal there is no stoping the purchase from happening. Some addicts can just sell what they built just because something new came out. Others will hold a stronger than sentimental attachment to the build after its done and never think of selling it because they know how much theyd loose selling but will still by the new one regardless. These people become full of joy when they get a new part, new vehicle, drive the vehicle and even cleaning them. Serious depression can occur to an engine addict to lose all there vehicles

David is definitely an engine addict.

Yeah David is definitely addicted to engines

Hi my name is David and i have and addiction to engines

by Moto tech December 16, 2017


Doctors and Engineers

Doctors and engineers is a euphemism for immigrants that commit crime and cause problems. It was coined by Polish MEP Dominik Tarczyński when criticizing the EU's immigration policy.

Dominik: We don't need your doctors and engineers.

by Zipdox October 27, 2024

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Meth engineer

Someone who practices the art of inventing small projects while on drugs

The meth engineer is building small projects

by Pridegirl101 February 3, 2019


thomas the tank engine creasey

he’s a wanker when you first meet him and throughout the friendship he stays the same . he is not funny and has not humour and is a man whore . he thinks everyone likes him but they don’t .

person 1: do u like that boy?
person 2: no he’s such a thomas the tank engine creasey

by sexy pornstar 1234 April 22, 2020


Microcosminal Engineer

One who studies the micro bacteria of organisms on planets within 300 to 900 million light years of Earth. NASA specialist intent on proving organic organisms exist through the dimension theorem for space vectors.

A recent MIT graduate and microcosminal engineer, Jake is on the forefront of proving the existence of spontaneal life.

by stargazer64 March 10, 2016