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Doctors and Engineers

Doctors and engineers is a euphemism for immigrants that commit crime and cause problems. It was coined by Polish MEP Dominik Tarczyński when criticizing the EU's immigration policy.

Dominik: We don't need your doctors and engineers.

by Zipdox October 27, 2024

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Meth engineer

Someone who practices the art of inventing small projects while on drugs

The meth engineer is building small projects

by Pridegirl101 February 3, 2019


thomas the tank engine creasey

he’s a wanker when you first meet him and throughout the friendship he stays the same . he is not funny and has not humour and is a man whore . he thinks everyone likes him but they don’t .

person 1: do u like that boy?
person 2: no he’s such a thomas the tank engine creasey

by sexy pornstar 1234 April 22, 2020


Microcosminal Engineer

One who studies the micro bacteria of organisms on planets within 300 to 900 million light years of Earth. NASA specialist intent on proving organic organisms exist through the dimension theorem for space vectors.

A recent MIT graduate and microcosminal engineer, Jake is on the forefront of proving the existence of spontaneal life.

by stargazer64 March 10, 2016


Smellecular Engineer

A smellecular engineer is someone qualified in the profession of smell. Smellecular Engineering is provided as a course in most high-level universities and is in high demand from employers.
Those qualified in smellecular engineering ensure that smells are as described.

Saeid: Did you hear that Scott has qualified as a Smellecular Engineer?
Peter: Yeah, he was sniffing my toilet just last week, I'm proud of him.

by big epic chad July 30, 2023


she’s sharting her engine

one of those sayings where you had to be there.

Wow look at her she’s sharting her engine”

Definitely

by ghyalboss March 4, 2023

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hydro-ceramic engineer

A highly skilled professional whose job is to remove edible matter from circular ceramic structures using the science of water pressure.

I just landed a job at Shennanigans as a hydro-ceramic engineer!

by MrFoxx March 29, 2023