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In Dungeons and Dragons or any other pen and paper RPG, when the Dungeon Master (or DM) invents or gives a way for the players to live when they normally would have died.
Our DM is really easy to play with. Any time we're about to die, a little De-eMus ex Machina comes along and saves us.
No one likes you but your ex well today is your day so date your ex🥰
Boy 1: man no one wants to date me
Boy 2: your ex does date her again since it’s date your ex day
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Miss your ex? Today is the day they HAVE to take you back have fun!! October 17th
"Hey babe"
"Excuse me"
"Oh today is national date your ex day"
The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.
Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.
Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.
When an ex-smoker tries to save the rest of the smoker community by preaching their "born-again" non-smoker ways.
Mark: Damn, James is such an asshole ever since he quit smoking last year.
Dave: Yeah, I can't stand him anymore, he has an Ex-Smoker Complex.
Mark: Oh shit, here he comes...
James: DID YOU KNOW THAT QUITTING SMOKE NOW YOUR HEART RATE RETURNS TO BLAGAGAHAGBLAGBLAHBLAHBARG
the ex of celino 💔🥹😂😂😂😂
Dem ah bruk up
The end
Did you hear about celino and she EX baifren??? dem bruk up!!
what me go do 😢 ugh. it’s okay. They weren’t a cute couple anyways. She’s too good for him. ☺️
BRUK BATTIE GO DIE 😅😂😂😂