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When you choose to do the wrong thing but fuck that up and accidentally do the right thing.
Jerry thought the spelling word was neigh not knee; he fail flip-flopped when he though neigh was spelled "knee".
This is when you are riding public transit and you offer someone your seat, only to stand next to them and fart directly in their face.
The kind young man offered his seat on the bus to an elderly woman. Moments later, the look on her face made it clear that she had fallen victim to the flip flop ass drop.
When the labia hangs down just right and at the precise angle of the dangle they resemble thin cut pork chops. If you close yours you can almost smell the pork.
When she dropped her towel and I seen those sweet pork flops dangling between her legs, I knew it was supper time.
When two guys cover the bed with flowers, have sex while taking turns being the bottom, all while having diarrhea from the dirty East Asian local water.
“Hey Scotty, the vaca here in Bali is great, want to celebrate with a little butt sex?”
"Only if we take turns being the bottom"
“That drink at dinner has me messed up, so this could get ugly”
“Did someone order the ‘Bali Flip Flop’?”
"I'm ready..."
A reference to the act of rubbing ones penis over a object in order to take ownership of it.
Alt. Attempting to obtain something using underhanded means
After the game Carl and I argued who’s ball we had been playing with, after cock flopping it, I told him he can f’ing keep it. Gross
Charlie the flop is the flop
other: what is this charlie the flop
me: who* he is the flop
Used as an expression after something unbelievable is said. Also. Can be shortened to TBF
Person 1: “I got the job”
Person 2: “omg tardy bargain flop”
Person 1: “I’m gay”
Person 2: “TBF”