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The next thing to pwn IE's life.
The successor of the stupid Internet Explorer after Mozilla Firefox.
The best browser recommended by most users. (see www.google.com)
Shin: My computer crash out by IE! HELP!
Poppy: Therefore, you use IE to download Google Chrome. After that, delete ALL your browsers, including Internet Explorer, Firefox, Safari, Opera and others. IE is as sucks as the abacus.
Shin: Thank you! My computer runs up as very good as Google Chrome.
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Uncle Google is like that scary older relative that your mum warns you about hanging around with, but you do anyway because he knows almost everything; and he can always be relied upon to show you some puppies. Unfortunately he also makes you look at dirty pictures too, whether you want to or not.
"I didn't know much about the Second World War, so I asked Uncle Google and he told me where to look"
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Google Chrome is a web browser launched on the 2nd of September 2008 by google. It uses the webkit layout engine to display web pages within the browser (developed by Apple for the Safari browser, which was based upon the KHTML layout engine which was designed for the konqueror browser). All of its features are copied from other browsers, and combining the above two statements, one can conclude that the browser has really done nothing new or initiative - despite stating that it was pushing web technologies forward. It currently provides a download link on the google homepage, which, in a fair economy like Europe may be deemed unfair use of monopoly as it is using its very high market share of web searching market to distribute a completely different market, just like Microshit did during the browser wars. Some of Google Chromes features are:
Private session: So you can look at porn and xtube without anyone having to delete your history - available on Firefox (with an add-on) Safari, Internet Explorer 8 and Opera.
Speed Dial: A list of each page you have visited most often/bookmarked etc - copied from Opera, firefox has an add-on for this.
Preview of tab: When you hover over a tab, a screenshoot of it appears, again copied from opera.
Drag a tab out of the tab bar to open it in a window - safari
Rearrange tabs: Again, all the good browsers do this.
Tabs in security zones - like in Internet Explorer 7+
Downloads a blacklist of malicious sites, just like firefox and internet explorer 7+.
As you can see there is no need for this browser.
John: I want to use the features of Opera, IE 8, Safari and Mozilla Firefox in one!
Jade: Well, get Mozilla Firefox, and download a few of the thousands of add-ons which will give you all those features, plus a good browser.
John: I guess I'd just download Google Chrome which may or may not spy on my browsing habits to use in its web-search services.
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much like google corrects spelling or phrasing on the task-bar a google-bitch corrects your grammar or facts
April: Where'd you put that pencil at?
Michelle: Do you mean "Where'd you put that pencil?"?
April: Don't be a google-bitch
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(noun): A catastrophe, of any kind but usually financial, in a person's life brought about by having controversial or objectionable material on the internet under his or her real name, the catastrophe being usually inflicted in the form of unemployment, litigation, or withdrawing investments.
(verb): To use information discovered by typing a person's name into an Internet search engine (such as Google), to cause that person to suffer a catastrophe of a usually financial nature, often in the form of unemployment, litigation, or withdrawing investments.
(n)No, your boss has to have found your blog with a search engine for it to be a Google burn. If he found it by catching his secretary reading it, you just got dooced.
(v)"This guy was going to loan me fifty thousand dollars to start my landscaping business, but then he found my erotic webcomic and canceled his offer."
"Ouch, man. You got Google burned."
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An application which throws up irrelevant results when you scan your penis with it.
Fuck off Google Goggles,my cock is bigger than a pencil.
WTF?What does an aurora picture have to do with a penis?Goggles is shit.
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(noun): To have controversial, objectionable, defamatory, or derogatory material on the internet under his or her real name. This may be self-inflicted, created by a vindictive person, or the unfortunate result of a Google twin. A Google scar may be discovered when ego-surfing. A Google scar will result in a Google burn in some cases.
My ex just gave me a Google scar on his blog. What a douchebag!
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