got me covered

Indication that the speaker has been placed in a bad or precarious situation.

You mean we gotta turn around and drive fifty miles back to your house because you forgot your medication? Man, you got me covered.

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freddy got fingered

Tom Green's magnum opus and one of the most underrated comedies in cinema history, bearing a stellar performance by Rip Torn and a slew of cameos ranging from Anthony Michael Hall to Shaquille O'neal.

Seriously, ignore the douchebags who hate this movie, give it a chance, it is hilarious.

Yeah, obviously, if you hate Tom Green you will probably hate Freddy Got Fingered, but whether you admit it or not, the man is a genius.

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i got that pocket

Having a large sum of money in the bank.

I'm no broke nigger, I got that pocket.

i.e. Ben Conlon has that pocket.

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Got me a burner

When a piece of fecal matter is stuck in your buttocks and contains undigested spiciness that causes uncomfortable burning. Often occurs when peppers or jalapenos are consumed. This embarrassing condition will normally befuddle a person. Not knowing why their ass is burning, they will often return to the washroom to "wipe" again, at which point they will find out they had a piece of hot pepper, or something akin to it, stuck in their rectum. A common ailment among people who dine at Cajun restaurants. Makes driving particularly difficult.

"Man, I ate at Slow's restaurant last night and got the Gumbo. It was awesome. But I got me a burner the next day and could't walk."

"I was walking funny after the date. She just didn't know I got me a burner from the jalapeno poppers."

"I thought my hemorrhoids were bad enough. Then I got a burner."

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kitty got a nosebleed

A great euphemism for "I got my period."

No sex for me, kitty got a nosebleed.

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i got nothin

"I have nothing of comedic value to add"

crazy man: "Dude! The flight 93 memorial is totally an islamic shrine with hella islamic symbolism and sundials and shit!"

ironic joker man: "Uhh... Sorry, I got nothin."

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got some money

you have cash, meaning you are rich and sad.

Got some money, got some cash
I'm rich, and now, I'm sad.
And I wonder if I'm sad about the money that I have

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