You have not touched it in 11 years.
JUST GO TOUCH IT
“I play Fortnite so I don’t touch GRASS”
Grass is a type of plant that has narrow leaves and grows from the base. It is commonly used to cover the ground in lawns and other areas. Grass obtains water from its roots in the ground and is typically green in color. Grasses belong to the family Poaceae, but the term can also include sedges and rushes. These plants have adapted to a similar lifestyle despite not being closely related. Grasses have various uses, including as food, drink, pasture for livestock, and materials for construction and clothing. Some grasses can grow very tall, while others can thrive in extreme climates. Grass is an important food source for many animals and helps prevent erosion. People have been using grasses for various purposes for thousands of years, including for food, building materials, and fuel. Now that you read this much about grass, you should probably touch some..
Jon: "Hey Garfield, have you touched grass?"
Garfield: "i love skibidi toilet ohio rizz zamn she's 12?! gyatt 69420 grimace shake sigma mewing streak fanum tax kai cenat bro got negative infinity morbin chill bill pizza tower barbenheimer bro got that nathaniel b ahh griddy bro Skibidi gyatt rizz only in ohio duke dennis did you pray today metal pipe falling i like yo cut g"
Jon: "nvm i know you haven't touched grass.."
grass is very dangerous fluffy material "outside"
are you fucking dumb. Its a piece of motherfucking grass you dumbass. I cant believe how un smart you really are. Like imagine having sex with a girl whilst using your one inch cock. Ya know why its one inch?CUZ YOU DONT KNOW WHAT FUCKING GRASS IS! or its weed.
Big bertha: i like grass
David to big bertha: shut up fatty.
A form of toxins so infectious and dangerous that touching just one blade can cause even the most extreme no life to become athletic. WARNING: DO NOT TOUCH
After 9 hours of League of Legends Jimmy touched grass and became fit.
Something that minecraft, gacha, countryhumans, countryballs, Harry Potter, kpop, roblox and any other fandom's Rule 34 creators/ enjoyers need to touch
E.g 1
Limp dick Tim: god, minecraft porn is hella good
Big cocked chad: go touch some grass.
E.g 2
Child: Gacha heat and Roblox heat are so good!
Chad: kid. Go gracefully wipe your hand on that green grass and get off your moms crusty iPad.
Something a Jellybean fan can’t touch
Normal person: go touch grass
Jellybean fan: No, Jellybean is about to upload a new YouTube short!