half dream

Usually right after waking up, in a state of about 10% consciousness, when one's imagination creates a fantasy that is more normal than regular dreams, but more odd than regular thoughts or imaginations.

Scott: Dude, i just had a half dream where I had a threesome with 2 chicks.
Steve: What makes that a half dream?
Scott: Well, i was barely awake, and I'm gay.
Steve: Oh yeah, forgot about that.

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half mastin

Erect enough to cause embarrassment

After he saw that new Chris Brown video, Eric Cano was half mastin'..............ya heard me?

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half flush

The subtle act of pushing halfway down on the toilet's flush knob, usually used to discolor the small amount of pee that doesn't qualify for a full flush, but still looks a little unsightly.

Usually used by eco-conscious individuals, or at night time when others are sleeping.

After draining the lizard at midnight, I opted for a half-flush in order not to wake the damn kids.

Guy : "You ever have that massive urge to pee, but then only a trickle comes out? That's when I half flush!"

Another Guy: "You should get that looked at man. Could be time for a prostate exam."

Guy : "Screw you dbag. I ain't gettin no hands up this trench."

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half-a-hoe

Someone who dates a lot of guys but never goes all the way. Usually says "I love you" in the first month and sucks a lot of cock. Bad judgement in a guy's character and is in constant need of a boy's affection.

LeShaye is a good person, but man she gets around. She's a half-a-hoe.

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Half-talian

Someone who is a half-blooded Italian, usually by the cause of a full-blooded Italian and someone of no Italian descent having a child.

Sean's mom and Erik's mom are both Italian, but their fathers are not. Therefore, they're only Half-talians.

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Better half

If you marry someone that really is your equal, neither of you has one, but that doesn't seem to sit well with most females. Better isn't equal.

Married males are told all the time they have a better half. Not everybody agrees with that viewpoint, but if they want to go along with it just to be with someone, that's their business.

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Half date

Two people like each other and want to date and are "dating" but don't see each other very often... They also talk all the time on social media and it's like they are always together even though they aren't. They are usually the type to be a "power couple" and many peoples "otp". They are super flirty at times but both of them don't really know what's going on or where there relationship is even though they both like each other. They are both very attractive and good looking. Both of their preferred social media is snapchat. They always have the snapchat streak going .Essentially they are dating but both of them are too scared to like actually say it because they never see eachother.

So you guys are going to half date?

Yess, exactly until we can see eachother more!

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