Holiest of Holies

The female wang; also known as the begina, the pussay, and the Egyptian Carpetbomber.

I sure want to get a piece of her Holiest of Holies.

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Holy Fuck

n. according to teh bible, what the vergin mary did to get jesus

"how did it get there, then? was it some sort of holy fuck?"

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Holy Water

A kickass song by Big&Rich that owns all other songs

Take me away, like holy water..

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holy grail

When a guy begins to finger a girl, but then decides to show off his guns, and lifts her in the air with one arm, while continuing to finger her.

"Look at that shit! Dave's totally giving Christi the holy grail."

Dave (post-grail): "Wow, all that lifting finally paid off."

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Holy Clits

TO express weird things and sudden astonishment.

Holy Clits

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Holy cheeso

a polite way of saying sum off these words: oh my god, holy fuck, jesus christ, fucking hell.

HOLY CHEESO do you have to make so much noise??

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Holy Name

Whoa, you beat Wilson in basketball. Sorry that you lose to Wilson in most sports, at least the ones that matter like football. The only reason you win in b-ball is because you bring in some black kids from innercity Reading that have 40 inch vertical leaps and have been playing basketball all their lives. If you want to be proud that you lower your academic and social and economic standards to win a game of basketball every winter.

Now...yes, as someone mentioned, it is a private school you pay for. Holy Name and Wilson, while both good schools academically and socially, are the exact same pretty much. the only difference is that Holy Name costs more than $15K a year and Wilson is $0.

Holy Name's girls, while trashy sometimes, are hot. the problem for Holy Name guys is that these girls HATE Holy Name guys, and i dont blame them. the girls tend to want Hill and prep guys, and some Wilson.

Holy Name kids have money, and some of them are old money, so i dont want to rag on you all too much.

But all said: Holy Name is a fine school in most respects, although you could do a lot better

And by the way, flipping your collar is old now, because all these kids who shouldnt be doing are doing it, so its out of style.

At a party:

Holy Name girl 1: wow, is that a HN guy? he almost looks like a hill guy...should i hook up with him?

HN girl 2: nah, theres a real hill guy over there, why dont u work some game on him? you might need to get him a beer or five so he overlooks your various STD's though..

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