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When your mate is severely behind on work and needs a boost that their human centipede techno shit goblin pre workout couldn't quite give them.
Reece: Oh bro im gonna go out to the pokies now and try score meself a beezie.
Ben: Ah bro fuck. Bro I'd love to join ya but i'm leagues behind on me essay. This is a true pain in the bollocks
Reece: Tick it off horn
Ben: Oh fuck yeah bro
When you squeeze their ass unexpectedly and they let one squeak
She was making breakfast this morning so I came up to surprise her and accidentally started honking the farty horn
Sudden Horniness at an inappropriate time
My boyfriend had a horn surge when the kids were around
When you aim your brasshole at the pressbox in a show
Band Director: OK, let's do a horn flash on this hit! We have to have shoulders in the form and brassholes to the box!
When a man inserts a screw driver into the end of his penis to make it seem longer during sex.
guy 1: dude she totally wants to fuck
guy 2: yeah but i got a small dick
guy 1: bro just do the long horned Rhino
Horns have to be appreciated every 7th December of the years. Cute ,long, fragile, small… horns have to be appreciated and loved on this day.
Guys it’s 7th December !!! It’s national horns appreciation day!!!! Hehehhe*insert character here* Ily
an instrument commonly used for bird-watchng and to celebrate a soccer games
"dude pass the swiggle horn i see a cardinal"