A sid Horne is a type of English slang to describe a person as ugly smelly and of a very homo sexual nature . These people also tend to be quite snobby with rich fathers who they brag about
To be deprived of energy or vigour yet still desirous of sexual activity, while simultaneously finding everything in the room outlandishly attractive.
This phenomenon typically occurs when recovering from a particularly heavy one the night before.
Not too dissimilar to the Hangover Horn, this affliction is traditionally unique to the male of the species.
Cure: The only known cure to this ailment is to place said ‘horn’ somewhere ‘warm’ (avoid microwaves and toasters).
“Man, I’ve got the wilted horn something awful today”
“I cannot concentrate due to the intense wilted horn I’m currently experiencing”
“I’m wilting”
When a guy shoots his load in a woman's fist while getting a handy. Best if done without warning.
I gave my gf a Creme Horn this morning, she took it like a champ.
After the sixth day of quarantine, she was horned and spending most of her time in bed.
Someone who can make any sex horny on sight.
God damn shes a horn maker. I get horny just thinking about her.