When a man is anally penetrating another man or woman while kissing them, he is using them as a straw to suck his own cock.
Hey, I wana suck my own cock but Iโm not that flexible, can I fuck you and use you as a Human Straw
a person who doesnt know shame shame stuff so keep them innocent people protect the innocent human
person1: DONT TOUCH MY INNOCENT BOY I LOVE HIM
person2: no i will ruin him
person3: is that an innocent human?
person4: Yes dont ruin him
Human horn is actually a penis - of interest to impotent Futurama alien heads of state.
See previous example of human horn.
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A Human Fleshlight is another guy's mouth or asshole that is used by a dude to get his rocks off.
Human Fleshlight
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a name for someone who
1. acts like a cat at all times during the day
2. a human who's name happens to be cat or kat.
3. a derogatory term towards a real cat
" who were you just talking to?"
"that girl named kat she is the coolest!"
"meow!"
"oh dont talk to me you HUMAN CAT! haha jokes on you because your a real cat! :P"
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date me baby human
would you date me baby human if you knew i was good
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