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Minecraft

A block game that is overlooked because of a toxic child filled community

Hey bro, do you play Minecraft?

Nah, I hate it. It’s a kids game.

by saltyfishhy August 2, 2019


Minecraft

the game where u scream, make minecraft dates, and troll ur friends till they rage and leave the game and threaten to punch u

wanna play minecraft?

no, because u always make me rage!!!

by hallo_holay_broski October 26, 2019


Minecraft

A blessing from God that killed the

god-awful fortnite and has sold more copies than Tetris and is the most downloaded he in the world

Fortnite addict: wait, why did my friends leave Fortnite?

His friends: they removed all the good features and we're switching to Minecraft, damn that sheep is sexy.

by TrueAerioC July 15, 2019


Minecraft

A warship that deals with Naval mines that is usually in groups.

Grandson: Grandpa i want Minecraft for christmas. Grandpa: I'm sorry young one, I can't afford a Minecraft .

Grandson: Fuck you grandpa i hope you die and bun in Hell, I'm gonna run away to Mojang and ask them for a free copy of Minecraft and i bet on Your life that they'll give it to me for free .

by Hscheema 2 July 25, 2022


Minecraft

A multiplayer game, that you can play with friends, do parkour, roleplays, survive and creative, its hard at first, but when you know the game its easy.....

Notch Created this game for kids to have fun, learn really cool things

Guy 1: THIS GAME, minecraft IS SO STUPID
Guy 2: Prove it, you cant because its so fun, it has everything you want in their, and you can ask notch for updates
Guy 1: OH BOY i want to play MIINNNNEEECCCCRRAAAFFTTTT NOW!!!!!!!
Guy 2: lol

by 051nivag April 8, 2018


Minecraft

The one word that has like 100 definitions of being a drug. Like, that's a lot. Why do so many people make that very exact definition?!

Person 1: Hey, do you know what Minecraft is?
Most of these definitions: I T ' S A D R U G !
Person 1: Um, okay...

by YeetMyTeeth February 20, 2019


Minecraft

Often known to be one of the best games ever, Minecraft is a sandbox game that allows you to do whatever you want with no rules whatsoever. The game is available on many platforms, most notably being Java and Bedrock Edition.

Minecraft was created in 2009 as “Cave Game”. The person behind this was Markus Persson (Notch), who founded the company, Mojang. Through it’s early development, Minecraft started to gain popularity. In 2011, Minecraft Java Edition was released by Mojang, and made a massive impact in pop culture.

On September 2014, Markus sold Minecraft to Microsoft for 2.5 Billion dollars. This is due to his stress from the game’s popularity. Back in the day, no one knew that Minecraft would blow up throughout the internet. Because of the sudden popularity of Minecraft, all the mistakes and parts of the game will be blamed on Markus. Therefore, he sold Minecraft and his company to, “move on with my life”.

On May 17, 2019, the tenth anniversary of Minecraft was here. Mojang rereleased one of the first versions of Minecraft, Minecraft Classic. Because of the memes, the anniversary, and the nostalgia from the game, Minecraft made a huge comeback and became more relavent than Fortnite, based from Google Trends charts. Famous youtubers even came back to play this game again, one of them being Pewdiepie.

NOTE: Some of the information here may be incorrect or false (Yes, I might be a dumbass)

Person 1: Yo, remember we built a roller coaster in Minecraft?
Person 2: Oh shit, the nostalgia is kicking in me!

by RockBroccoli101 August 14, 2019