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The act in which a car pool of best friends, decide to skip work and take the day and do super awesome bro things of the members choice!
Every member of the group gets one to use.
"Dammit gunna be late for work again"...
"Fuck it! BRO DAY!!!
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The only day of the year that Stanley is happy
There’s only three hundred sixty four more days until the next pretzel day
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when someone is doing what they do every day. ie job, work, go to school, smoke weed
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(Noun) An event to honor amazing meat products (Beef, Chicken, and Pork) by consuming only meats and beer for a twenty four hour period.
Bill attended a Meat Day and ate his weight in chicken wings and sausages
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The negative alternative to a birthday. Commonly, Curse Days are wrought with difficulties and oftentimes overlooked or forgotten by family and friends in favour of other people's birthdays or other festive observances. Curse Days generally leave the "celebrator" literally cursing the day they were born.
Roger had his 31st Curse Day last Tuesday. To celebrate, his friends went out to the bar and forgot to invite him.
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November 11, formerly observed in the United States in commemoration of the signing of the armistice ending World War I in 1918. Since 1954 it has been incorporated into the observances of Veterans Day.
-- American Heritage Dictionary, 4th Edition
EXAMPLE:
"So this book is a sidewalk strewn with junk, trash which I throw over my shoulders as I travel in time back to November eleventh, nineteen hundred and twenty-two.
"I will come to a time in my backwards trip when November eleventh, accidentally my birthday, was a sacred day called Armistice Day. When I was a boy . . . all the people of all the nations which had fought in the First World War were silent during the eleventh minute of the eleventh hour of Armistice Day, which was the eleventh day of the eleventh month.
"It was during that minute in nineteen hundred and eighteen, that millions upon millions of human beings stopped butchering one another. I have talked to old men who were on battlefields during that minute. They have told me in one way or another that the sudden silence was the voice of God. So we still have among us some men who can remember when God spoke clearly to mankind.
"Armistice Day has become Veterans' Day. Armistice Day was sacred. Veterans' Day is not.
"So I will throw Veterans' Day over my shoulder. Armistice Day I will keep. I don't want to throw away any sacred things.
"What else is sacred? Oh, "Romeo and Juliet", for instance.
"And all music is."
-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions" -- Preface (page 6).
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A legal prostitution day where the male buys the female a box of candy just so she will put out once a year.
i am getting you this box of cocao for valentines day- please have sex with me.
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