When someone is spewing utter nonsense you have to just sit there an let it penetrate your mind. It's the step right before getting mind-fucked.
Man, that class is rough. I just got ear dicked by THAT professor again.
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when you take out your ear piercing too early and it closes slightly, you much brake your ear hymen again by jamming an earring back into the closed hole.
omg i liek totally broke my ear hymen yesterday. it still hurts.
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a better way of calling someone irrelevant
similar to coffin skate and a soon
"bro you're so ear elephant, stfu already.."
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A grappler who thinks their ear is exhibiting cauliflower ear but it isnβt. Someone who wears headgear for no reason.
Man you see how little fluid came out of Robbyβs ear? The dude is a total ear bitch.
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When sneaking around and everything sounds absolutely loud.
Jim: *knocked a CD down to carpet*
Jim's thoughts: "Either my Sneaker's Ear is worse than I thought, or I'm screwed."
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Being shouted out
My lady just gave me an hour of non stop ear abuse ear bashing
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The sexual act of placing one partners sexual organ into the other partners ear canal.
Lourin: "Hey dude, it does not count if you stick it in the ear."
Ousten: "Okay"
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