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When sneaking around and everything sounds absolutely loud.
Jim: *knocked a CD down to carpet*
Jim's thoughts: "Either my Sneaker's Ear is worse than I thought, or I'm screwed."
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A grappler who thinks their ear is exhibiting cauliflower ear but it isn’t. Someone who wears headgear for no reason.
Man you see how little fluid came out of Robby’s ear? The dude is a total ear bitch.
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The hole in your ear that you insert your AirPods into and give a good o’ll scratching.
Emma listens to music through her ear hole.
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Supply ears: Selective hearing; I placed an order in supply but only got half my order, the supply Sgt said he has supply ears next time speak up.
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The sexual act of placing one partners sexual organ into the other partners ear canal.
Lourin: "Hey dude, it does not count if you stick it in the ear."
Ousten: "Okay"
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When someone is kissing on your ear while you are getting it on and it gets to be too much that you feel they are fucking your ear
I went over to Justin’s last night and got ear banged. So gross!
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When you're IM'ing a friend, and suddenly they type a load of gibberish, because they received a call, and held their smartphone to their ear, thus typing gibberish (it happened to me today)
Hey, I was chatting to Paul, when he said "xxtrrtr677867^%$Y&1222" afterwards, he told me he has been ear typing (typing with his ear)
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