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The point at which a person nearing or during retirement begins to act "young" again so as not to descend into despair and madness as they slowly rot and die.
Guy 1: "So my dad replaced the really awesome glasses with these fugly ass grandpa ones and I'm just like, 'WOW YOU ARE SO OLD!'"
Guy 2: "Haha is it midlife crisis status?"
Guy 1: "Nah he's too old for that. That was when he bought the convertible."
Guy 2: "Oh it's an end-of-life crisis."
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When you go get a massage and the person who's giving you the message ends up fucking you.
A person who fucks you instead of giving you a massage also known as a happy ending massage.
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Similar to a run of the mill happy ending, except feet are used instead of hands. The client is brought to orgasm via feet manipulation.
I went to the Kogi truck and they had Korean happy endings on the menu yo! She used her feet on me and in less then 2 minutes my eyes were tucked behind my head.
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A band named FYNX first EP. It consists of 8 songs (intro, half dead, legends never die, chemical addiction, snakes, just saying, blackout and never the same). It’s really good you should check it out!
Person1: have you heard about End of an era EP? It’s so good I love it!
Person2: No but I’m gonna go listen right now
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To send something or to “end” the streak of it being sent
when he got the picture he knew he had to send it or end it
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Pop/Emo band from Seattle, WA. Started by Jordin Silver. Named after the place where Jack the Ripper killed his victims.
Have you been to The East End's show?
Heck yes I have
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Expression denoting the experience of the less fortunate party to a contract
Don't lend Mitch your broom. He will stick it in his ass and leave you with the shit end of the stick. He always does.
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