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One of the better writers in the modern time, John Grisham has made a career of his books pertaining to the law profession, such as The Client and The Firm. Over the past few years, his writing has gone downhill as he focuses away from law and into other subjects, which take away from his reputation.
Stop writing about sports and write about law John Grisham!
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A Roblox Youtuber who mainly plays Arsenal(pro player who pwns hackers), makes under aged jokes, makes gorilla noises and always rages.
He's an Arsenal admin.
Oh, and he is married to Zero Two.
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ps: John, if you are reading this, go get a gf instead of virtually marrying a 2D girl with disproportionately large eyes.
pps: WEEB
A: yo did you watch that new John Roblox video?
B: yeah i did. Its about him pwning hackers
Example 2
A:Oh god i can't believe it! John Roblox's married to Zero Two
B(still horny from hentai): Zero Two is my waifu...
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What happens when John Leguizamo turns into a zombie. Specifically in the movie "Land of the Dead."
Person: Hey look! It's John Leguizombie!
John Leguizombie: BRAINS...
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A veritable torture chamber, which uses work, a grading scale, and a city to beat the living crap out of you.
Johns Hopkins Universtity, where your best hasn't been good enough since 1876. Somewhere the work stops and the pain begins.
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The name of John Hancock before he changed his name because he was constantly made fun of.
Benjamin Franklin: Hey John Footpenis wanna sign the declaration, or you too busy trying to get the penis off your foot ? (Other delegates): Hahahaha! John Footpenis: That is it, it's John Hancock from now on !
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John Mulaney is a noun meaning best comedian in the world.
"Hey have you heard of John Mulaney's comedy act new in town?"
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A "Fat John" is a code word for the act of taking a poop. No one is exactly sure where the name came from, but it originated in Manchester, NH and has since spread. When referring to a Fat John, the you usually pretend it is a real person.
Person 1: "Dude, Fat John is about to visit me!"
Person 2: "No way! He visited me today, and boy, was he angry!"
Or rather,
Person 1: "Aw jeez, I'm about to be visited by Fat John."
Person 2: "Who?"
Person 1: "Everybody's met Fat John. In fact, most people see him everyday. Sometimes he tries to come in before you're ready, and sometimes he can just explode at you. You usually feel better after Fat John leaves."
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