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Kissing out is the diputed midpoint between making out and kissing. There is a debate on what classifies a kiss as a makeout. Some authorities on the matter suggest that a kiss becomes a makeout after a certain duration of time; while others argue that it is determined by whether the toungue is used or not. The creation of this word eliminates any arguement by taking all middle ground between making out and kissing and calling it kissingout.
Girl: Did Tom and Sally makeout at that party?
Guy: No they hooked up but they weren't alone for long.
Girl: Oh, so then what did they do?
Guy: They just kissed out.
Girl: Oh ok, I wish I couldve been kissing out with Tom.
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A butthole kiss is a revenge device that
has the advantage of affecting 2 foes at once, provided 1 of said foes is female
, a cross dresses, or just really gay
The person who came up with the idea of
the anal kiss is Belgian artist Wim Delvoye. Who also invented a turd machine and and made a shit mosaic. Freud would love this guy.
How to preform a butthole kiss
You will need:
-Lipstick, This lipstick must be taken from your female/crossdressing/gay enemy, as it will end up touching your anus and
make them ingest cornhole sweat and fecal remnants, or at least giving them a very
off shade of lipstick.
- Paper, Any paper will do but fancy hotel
stationary or a hallmark card makes it all really special.
- Your other enemy's address, It is highly encouraged. Though if you don't have it you can leave it in a place they will easily find it.
Steps
1 Spread buttcheeks and apply lipstick to your poopy hole.
2 Press Anus firmly on paper.
3 Fold paper in envolope with the enemies address and a personal message ( something like " your secret admirer or a special friend is good) DON'T BE A DIPSHIT A PUT YOUR OWN ADDRESS!
4 send letter
The enemy will think that the "lipmarks"
we're made by a hot girl/dude and might even kiss them back while dreaing of their secret lover, they actually just kissed your ass.
David got that bitch ex of his back soo bad with the Anal Kiss he sent her last week.
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If your are giving your partner a very lucious rim job, leading to a fece eruption and then go to another partner and give them a kiss on the lips. A brown kiss.
Oh My god, i didnt even know larry was giving me a brown kiss. Look at me I have shit all over my mouth.
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When you are making love to a woman from behind and you are about to ejaculate, you pull out and press the head of your penis against her anus, not for insertion, but rather with the same gentle pressure you'd use when puckering up to give your best gal a kiss on the lips. You then proceed to blow your load like a dragon breathing a firey kiss right on her firmly pressed butthole.
The beauty of making love to her doggy style compelled me to end our sexual encounter with a tender komodo kiss.
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A corny name for what is more commonly referred to as a French kiss.
"I can't deep kiss you right now because I'm really, really, drunk." -Some drunk girl I was trying to make out with last night.
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1. A kiss from a moose.
2. A kiss in which a person licks the entire face of another person.
1. That moose just gave her a moose kiss.
2. My girl was talking so i gave her big old moose kiss
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A fighting move that involves grabbing your opponent by the shoulders and bringing your forehead into their nose, thus breaking it and initiating the fight.
Chris: Dude, John totally kissed Dan glassgow style!
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David: Dude, that guy pisses me off so much, I'm going to give him a glassgow kiss!
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Craig: Dude, he got glassgow kissed!
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