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When after a night of too much powdered substances your penis becomes slightly shrivelled and harder to find
Fucking hell mate I've got a bad case of sniffers knob today
In reference to the appearance of the "blobfish," any person, usually overweight, completely lubes up their body and places a dildo in place of their nose. This act is typically for fun.
"Woah, look at Felix, he's Knob Blobbin right now!"
"Sam, why do you have 700 gallons of lube?"
"Cause I'm Knob Blobbin myself for hours after you leave."
"Look at me ma,' I'm Knob Blobbin with no hands!"
When you are putting a hold on proceeding with plans because you are having to wait on someone to catch up (i.e. Holding down the elevator door open button for the slower movers of the group).
Jordan: Why are you so late?
Jim: Sorry, I had to thumb the knob for Beth cause she needed to finish her show.
To suck on a fake dick, suck as a dildo.
Trans man: bro she pulled a slob on my fake knob!!!
Girl: I’m so damn proud of you for pulling mad pussy
A pussy with an enlarged clitoris that has the appearance of the tip of a penis. Also used colloquially to describe people that confuse and amaze you simultaneously.
Wow I what a cunt knob best of both worlds I’m sure you have a lot of fun with that!
A dispatcher who does not know what they are doing.
That cunt knob dispatched me to the wrong house.
When an individual is behaving in a manner of stupidity, especially in the northern hemisphere.
When the three of you are cosied up on the sofa and one of you sees a jumper with holes in it.
“You plonck knob!”