lazy left

A lazily preformed handjob with your less dominant hand (most likely the left one)

"I couldn't be bothered last night, so I just gave John a lazy left"

functionally lazy

A person who is good at their job, and not actually lazy - but is someone who never replaces the toilet paper, never buys the milk, never empties the bins, never buys the doughnuts, never sweeps up, never refills the coffee, thus is functionally lazy

Look at Todd, his sales figures are awesome, but there is no coffee - he is so functionally lazy

lazy suzanne

A chic Lazy Susan

Guy: hey nice lazy Susan
Girl: that's actually a lazy Suzanne, it's chic.

narco-lazy

When you're lazy and always fall quickly asleep.

Matt, you are so narco-lazy.

Lazy bones

Adjective when Iona sleeps until 11 AM, Aka lounger, bystander, drone, idler, laggard, loafer, observer, slouch, sluggard, spectator.

It's 11 AM, is Iona still asleep?

Yes, proper lazy bones!

Lazy Susan Boi

A group of fuckbois that keep circling their way back around like a lazy susan.

Abel is a lazy susan boi. He always circles his way back around eventually.

Lazy Pilot

Someone who makes a lot of money for very little work.

Michael makes a lot of money, but works like one day a week. He's just a lazy pilot.