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When you spend too much with yourself (and Pornhub), so it affects your personal and professional sides of life.
Contrary to common belief, having a female partner doesn't prevent person with CMO from masturbation.
-Dear, we need to talk. I'm your wife, and we have regular sex, but you still locking in your room, watching your stupid porn and enjoying yourself.
-I talked to doctor, and he said I have CMO. -What? -Compulsive masturbation disorder
So, a vagina masturbation cup is a cup with a cover that is shaped and feels like a pussy so you can, therefore, jack off into said cup without leaving a mess. Kind of like a bargain basement flesh light.
Honey! That is not my vagina masturbation cup! It belongs to SB!
Masturbating with one or more guys with at least a 6 feet distance separation. It also includes Skype and Zoom and any cam sites.
Since the coronavirus outbreak--no more circle jerks--its only social distance masturbation for me.
With Social Distance masturbation the only chance of spreading disease is if a guy shoots more than 6 feet and hits you!
The time where no one is home and someone is coming home and your masturbating
Jim was having a good time during masturbation rush hour right before his family came home
when another person preforms oral on you and you kiss afterwards...
person 1: yo man i was with a girl last night and she blew me
person 2: did you kiss afterwards?
person 1: yes...
person 2: that's second hand masturbation
a very innapropiete challenge to act out where you get cancer and masturbate with ur limbs that just fell out from coughing.
hey dude my nigga have u hear of the masturbation cancer challenge??!
hell yea its like this guy saying "LETS DO THIS 3AM CHALLENGE!"
The month after No Finger Febuary. During this month all participating people with vaginas must masturbate at least 3 times each day wich shouldn't be hard if you participated in NFF.
im failing school because of must masturbate march
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