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Although he is decent at Dota 2 in general (solely due to wasting over 6K hours ), he is globally known for his trash SF (Shadow Fiend). People thought Kabi mag couldn't be beaten until they saw Matt sf. Enough said.
He has mastered the Euls combo, but the game always ends before he even buys an Eul's scepter. This is very commonly due to excessive feeding middle. If someone was to question him, he generally replies with, "Wah, roaming supports, wehh, trilaned mid, Wehhhh."
Matt is easily one of the most mango I have ever seen in my life.
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Dave: "Have you seen kabi mag? Holy fuck its trash."
Tyrone: "yo, you need to see matt sf! I almost killed my self. Twice."
Dave: "Holy fuck! Idk which ones worse tbh!"
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"ffs matt sf?"
"gg, we fockin lost boys"
"anyone got a free leave?"
The silliest of all the sillies that ever lived. He’s a cantankerous soul with a heart of gold. Loves his country and dogs as well as achieving the impossible. He’s a sarcastic gentleman and lives on protein shakes and mixed nuts. Occasionally a beet powder smoothie. Matt is a polished professional that cannot be compared to anyone. Don’t even try.
Wow Matt Mumau is awesome
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One who recieves immense attention from teenaged girls, all of whom are extremely sexy, except Kayla, she is NOT sexy and her attention is extremely unwanted.
Also, one who has the respect of many and all, those who do not pay respect, are then banished from the land.
"Look Mr.President, there goes Matt H. you had better run to him and kiss his feet, if you don't thou shalt be banished."
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A form of god some say. One of the most amazing people on Earth. He'll tear your ass up like you just got married. He also will do you in the back seat of his car.
"I don't believe in god, but i do believe in Matt Swan"
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Ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a Matt Maybury
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing
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A Medium Matt, otherwise known as a Matt Vick, is a rap artist who is so sick he often accidentally throws up on his microphone. Scientist have found that win in contact with a Medium Matt, your feelings my get hurt and you may hear the dopest lyrics ever conceived by a living being.....
Medium Matt exmp.
Crunch Im eatin this microphone for lunch//
Then i spit on it like hot sauce to give it some extra punch//
My flow is rediculas i hope you not missin this//
And i sport a fresha smile then yea fuckin dentist is//
Yeah Im dissin kids shit Im tryin to finish this//
And my credets are more redick then a Vin Diesel character list//
You can stare at my whip and how fast the car goes//
Eatin es car go transportin illagal car go//
Stackin doe, like I work at Wells Fargo//
My paper goes deep like a Brett Farve throw //
Hailmary, and my weed goes hard bro//
Thats why you can't clear my smoke like your missin a carb hole bitch//
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a sexy, hot, nice,great, pwnage, person who pwnz all named colin also cool and nice and great. Is cool. is great. is hot.
Matt perry is great
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