Rural Dictionary

Dirty Matthew

Similar to the houdini, however, just as you are about to bust your load, you pull out and hawk one on your girl's back. When she turns around to smile at you, you whip out your 1,000,000 candle power spotlight and yell "Roll Tide," which blinds and then confuses her. She hops up and stumbles around, running into things like a drunk Auburn chick. The kicker is, you're stuck with her Lexus payments the next morning.

Redneck #1: How'dya make out last season?
Cracker #1: I dun shot me a 10 point buck, how'dyu do?
Redneck #2: I dragged one out of the woods and put the old dirty matthew on her, now she's got me steppin and fetchin, I tell ya, I am WORE OUT!
Cracker #1: TCB, man, of all the muthafuckas, you are the muthafuckest!

by typical_cracker_behavior January 25, 2006

85👍 155👎

Matthew Lush

A so called god of myspace. And in the top ten on youtube. Has soo many friends on myspace that all added him because he is hot.
All his friends on the site are emos who think it's cool too to be emo and go too starbucks.
Matthew Lush has too have his myspace page theme always changed to whatever is the latest rad thing too do.
Ha thinks he looks cool with a giant cup of starbucks coffe covering half his page.
He thinks he's different because he drinks it, but in actual fact tons of preps like to go to starbucks.

People say he is such an inspiration because he has spent a lot of time trying to convince the world too be vegan/vegetarian.
But the people who say he is an inspiration know that matthew just does it for attention and does not actually care about animals.
They also know that they are just complimenting him so they can try get his attention and feel really rad when their emo friends see that Matthew Lush has commented them.

Matthew Lush and his myspace is just one big empire of fake peoples who are in desperate need of some attention!!!!Everything about him and the friends on his space is fake. He is only preaching about vegetarian too look cool.
He claims too care so much about others yet all his top friends are so hot or sexy.
He bases people on their looks. And seems too only talk too the good looking ones who comment his page.

Matthew Lush: I feel like a iced tea

Followers: Oh wow your so cool! you like iced tea and your gay and you think your hot. That is like so hot and rad. I'm so sad your gay :( like you are like raddddddddd

by Porridgey March 12, 2007

126👍 254👎