meat kleenex

The receptacle for love snot. Female genitalia.

He asked if he could blow a little love snot into her meat kleenex.

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meat kiwis

A synonym for testicles.

It's my second date with Tina tonite. I better trim up my meat kiwis incase I get some lovin'.

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meat wash

the act of oral sex as performed on a male, blow job

Jill: "I'm not in the mood for the old in-out, in-out tonight."
Jack: "Then could I at least get a meat wash?"

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twerking by the meat

When one is found to be hip shaking, booty jiggling or simply pussy popping while browsing the steak or chop meat area of the grocery store

Friend 1: "Girl, i just saw Miley Cyrus twerking by the meat!"

Friend 2: "You mean twerking Robin Thicke?"

Friend 1: "No, she was literally twearking by the meat, Girl she had a porterhouse in hand"

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Mushroom Meat

When the head of a penis is over sized.

Man, did you see Daniel whip out his Mushroom Meat???

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man meat

Penis.

The meat that only a man can weild. No woman is strong enough to survive its wrath.

I beat her down with my large man meat.

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Meat gazer

A guy named Kevin who admires your package when your not looking.

Troy....Kevin is gazing your package! What a meat gazer!

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