The really ugly and/or fat girl that hangs out with the very attractive girls. The attractive girls will still say that the unattractive girl is "cute". The couch muffin will go EVERYWHERE with the attractive ones.
"Dude, the chick Charlotte tried to hook me up with is a total couch muffin!"
"Man that sucks! Why does Charlotte have such an unattractive friend, when all the others are amazingly attractive?"
Gluten free, sugar free, taste free, certified organic, fresh fruit, non GMO muffin. An insipid but super healthy muffin that lesbians love.
I ate a blueberry lesbian muffin for breakfast today.
a word that badboyhalo uses to call his friends idiots or stupid.
Quackity: FUCKING DUMBASS
badboyhalo: LANGUAGE! you muffin head!
Where a girl wears knickers that are several sizes too small.
She was proper cutting the muffin with that little black string
A shot of fireball. Mostly ordered in large quantities.
I'll have a shot of fireball. Better yet lets get a bakers dozen of sweet muffins!
The Act of taking a weed muffin and shoving it full fisted up a person's Anus, whether it be for sexual reasons or to "get a better high".
Kendall asked her boyfriend to give her an atomic muffin so that she'd get a better high tonight.